Because, good news: If you have a body, and you’d like to put a bikini on it, then you already have a bikini body. Yogurt commercials and cellulite creams, be damned.

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Honey, I don’t know if I’d ever be bold enough to put a bikini on my body. But I’ll put a swimsuit on it and if someone doesn’t like how it looks, tough shit, they can look somewhere else!
Yes!! What Viktoria said!!