Continuing their quest for world undergarment domination, Spanx is launching a line of “Active Wear.” I have a lot of feelings about this.
Namely, why they had to invent a new body part with their talk of Bagel-Busting Pants? Which really just makes me hungry for a bagel? Lightly toasted, plus a little scallion cream cheese, bacon and hot sauce. Yum.
I’m pro compression garments. However, I want my compression garments to be made by an actual athletic company with function in mind. I want my running shorts tight and slick so I don’t get thigh rub, not so that my bagel is busted…whatever that entails.
Don’t even get me started on cycling clothes. (the holy grail of compression garments)