Or rather: Virginia has a migraine. (And feels bad for neglecting you.)

But thanks to the marvelous Sadie Stein (of Jezebel, darlings) for directing us to this collection of Mr. Ray’s Million Dollar Hairstyles videos, which are oddly addictive slide shows of retro hairstyles, paired with feel-good oldies soundtracks.

Like, so:

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Why is it eight minutes long? I have no idea. Just enjoy. And then go practice your sculpture curls, I’m trying to take a nap.