My 600-hour adventure learning to apply makeup, excavate pores, and wax, um, everything. Learn more about the project, or catch up with Orientation.

Having parted with $400, I am now the proud owner of:
1 FantaSea Deluxed Multi-Layered Cosmetic …

My 600-hour adventure learning to apply makeup, excavate pores, and wax, um, everything. Learn more about the project, or catch up with Orientation.

Having parted with $400, I am now the proud owner of:
1 FantaSea Deluxed Multi-Layered Cosmetic …
My 600-hour adventure learning to apply makeup, excavate pores, and wax, um, everything. Learn more about the project, or catch up with Orientation.

From the “Graduation Requirements” workbook, which Barb says we should carry with us at all times:…
My 600-hour adventure learning to apply makeup, excavate pores, and wax, um, everything. Read more about it here.

Barb is the admissions director at Beauty U. She’s a whole different ball game from Sal over at Beauty College, and …

Sal is a big guy, with the thick, golden mane of a man who knows hair is his business, and dyed eyebrows to match. His office is decorated with motivational posters that say things like “Leadership” and “Positivity,” along with …
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