Tonight I perform my first salt scrub. In case you’ve never had a salt scrub, here’s what it involves: Your client takes off all her (or his) clothes and maybe puts on a disposable thong, then lies down …

Tonight I perform my first salt scrub. In case you’ve never had a salt scrub, here’s what it involves: Your client takes off all her (or his) clothes and maybe puts on a disposable thong, then lies down …
In case you missed it, the New York Times‘ front page story yesterday was all about how for-profit trade schools are raking in beaucoup bucks in tuition right now, taking advantage of desperate-for-work students and federal financial aid programs …
With Miss Jenny gone, things are starting to change at Beauty U.
“Laundry needs to be put away in the closet, ladies,” Miss Lisa says, gesturing to a pile of four folded bath towels behind the waxing station. The …
Yes, chickens, it is true.
Our beloved Miss Jenny — the sometimes Brazilian Queen, with her straight talk on body parts and refreshingly honest sales tactics — has clocked her last Beauty U hour.
She told us earlier this …
The Three Month State of Beauty U Report continues.
Okay, I’ve told you that we’re sleep deprived and living on junk food. Now let’s talk wardrobe. The first few weeks at Beauty U, we took the dress code seriously: …
The Three Month State of Beauty U Report continues.
The other thing about being in school every weeknight from 6 to 10 PM? That used to be when dinner happened. As in, a meal, often containing vegetables, which I cooked …
My 600-hour adventure in esthetics school. Read about the project or catch up with weeks 1-10.
This, for the uninitiated, is a paraffin foot dip.
At Beauty U, we keep blocks of paraffin wax constantly melting in a warmer, …
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