The Pretty Price Check: Your Friday round-up of how much we paid for beauty this week.
I’m suspending the normal Pretty Price Check round-up today, because I think we need to take five and just deal with this one. This way, everyone can have a little moment about it, and I don’t have to spend the next six weeks explaining the concept every time I’m making small talk at a party or whatever, and people find out I blog about women’s beauty rituals.
Oh, who am I kidding? This is all anyone is going to want to talk about now, when they find out I blog about women’s beauty rituals.
Because as seasoned Beauty Schooled readers know: First there was the Brazilian. (Taking every last stitch of pubic hair off. Yawn. Did this for a client last night, by the way, and again a mere $5 tip for two hours of Brazilian, underarms and eyebrow waxing. Really, people?) Then there was Vajazzling. (Which is considered “advanced training” and beyond the purview of the Beauty U curriculum, though one student did have it done and showed us all. Sparkly.)
So now there is Vatooing. This is a temporary tattoo for your lady parts.
Here’s the video (via Jezebel, who got it from The Luxury Spot, intrepid reporters on all matters of genital beautification). I’m reserving judgment at the moment because if having a neon “69” painted on your lower pelvis makes you happy, well, isn’t that a fact?
But you might have stronger feelings. So… discuss!